10 things I've discovered during this heat wave

This is a real news photo from Portland during this heat wave. Crazy lady.

10. Portland can have warmer weather in July than Vegas
9. It's good to wait until it is 100 degrees to sell an old a/c unit
8. You can bring your dog to home depot for her daily walk
7. I was immune to heat as a youngster, since I used to show horses with layers of clothes on in similar heat.
6. Dont try to cool off the whole house, just pick a room
5. Make sure your a/c is turned to "cool" instead of "fan" when you set the timer
4. Family will always rub it in that they are in better weather conditions
3. Camping out in the living room means I get to snuggle with Kitties
2. Work is something to look forward to (it is climate controlled)
1. Make a tent over the a/c unit with a bed sheet, and you can have some cute fun with your man.